It took Eldest standing in front of the print with the postcard to prove to him it was, in fact, the same image. The Parent Rap. What we see everyday goes unnoticed. That does not imply the end of motherhood. Bart appears in court to pay for an embarrassing joyride in the police chief's patrol car, but just before he is set free, a second, vindictive judge named Constance Harm assumes the case and sentences him to the worst kind of detention imaginable: being tethered to Homer around the clock. The preteen girls' divorced parents, Nick (Dennis Quaid) and Elizabeth (Natasha Richardson), are living on opposite sides of the Atlantic, each with one child. Pinterest, like all last born children of large families, suffers the most. I brought in a professional. The Parent Rap " is the second episode of Season 13 (originally going to be in season 12 to be served as the season finale in production order). It was easy enough in first grade (or when all I did was Facebook), but by high school it was increasingly difficult, and college is almost impossible. Show Runner Snyder moves for a motion that "boys will be boys" and dismisses the case. The Parent Rap. On the social media front – I now have more blogs, Twitter, Pinterest and Google+ accountsthan ever before. "The Parent Rap" is the second episode of Season 13 (originally going to be in season 12 to be served as the season finale in production order). Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. “I'm gonna lock you up till frogs do fractions!”. There are several faces that the women in my family make. Affectionately named after our long, dead cat who stuck out her tongue when she slept. Which is ironic seeing that Bart and Homer get attached together, rather than separated. And so, our economy trip letting the girls drive out rather than fly, has been compromised. The latter would soo… No one every paid it much mind except me. Special Guest Voices The Parent Trap is a 1998 American romantic comedy film co-written and directed by Nancy Meyers, and produced and co-written by Charles Shyer. A long time ago, I was a traveling student in Europe. Hayley Mills returned after her Disney series, Good Morning, Miss Bliss had ended. Van Gogh and Tales of Jersey Bathroom Art, My Speeding Turtle – How Eldest Got a Speeding Ticket, Flower Power: A weekend spent happily in the dirt, What Motherhood and Social Media Have in Common. But, probably because it was always there, no one ever paid it any attention, including Hubby. This weekend, my two daughters are driving together roundtrip from Boston to Pittsburgh. But, with a new generation venturing abroad, everyone has finally seen it with new eyes. It's a complicated, unlikely story spun as a fanciful tale: The parents have lied to their kids, neither twin is aware of the other’s existence, and each has been kept from one parent for eleven years. Identical twins Annie and Hallie, separated at birth and each raised by one of their biological parents, later discover each other for the first time at summer camp and make a plan to bring their wayward parents back together. Open invitation. At first, both of them are unhappy about the punishment, but after the pair attend school and work together, the two begin to bond. The Parent Rap | 3:22 Our parents sacrificed a lot for us, even if we didn’t realize it as kids. How often all of us have done that! I got the wedding gown bill. I wanted the expensive variety of pansies off coupon. Homer SimpsonBart SimpsonJudge Constance HarmMarge Simpson The Parent Rap | 3:22 This original music video weaves all your favorite parenting sayings and situations into one melodious rap. On the motherhood front – I’m almost an empty nester. Finding time for myself now includes finding time for blogging, tweeting, Facebook posts and the list goes on. Barry Bostwick was cast as Jeffrey Wyatt and Patricia Richardson as his snobbish girlfriend, Cassie McGuire. 1. Blog and podcast showcasing the REAL side of parenting. Then, she sent me a postcard of it! It’s not quite Mother’s Day yet, but since we’re now in South Jersey, spring planting can begin a bit ahead of the standard schedule. ― Judge Constance Harm. " I was going for a new, coordinated look. watch 01:41. Parents need to know that even though it's funny and has a warm heart and happy ending, this Disney remake is about divorce and reconciliation and could require some explanation and reassurance. For proof, I walked her over to our bathroom print and, I believe, she really looked at it for the first time. Production Code The Parent Rap The episode title is a pun on the film The Parent Trap. Nick Parker (Quaid) and Elizabeth James (Richardson) met and married each other during an ocean cruise on the QE2. At best, it will grow over where the daisies fail to thrive. Read the latest writing about The Parent Rap. I dare say I may have been the first in my family to spend a semester abroad, in a time when it was just becoming a rite of university passage. Directed By However, Harm reveals she still must lay down the law. As much as I value and encouraged the traveling experience for my children, I can also say, one does not have to leave home to gain a worldly view. Youngest knew a full semester abroad was too long for her. She is ready to punish Bart and send him to juvenile hall when Judge Snyder's vacation ends, putting him back on the case. The good news is that my two are traveling together in support of each other, and arriving safely. (SINGING) Won't you marry me, Bill? !” she exclaimed. Marge: I don't mean to be disrespectful, Judge Harm, but we are not bad parents. As they got up early this morning to get a jump start on the long journey back to Beantown, it’s a bit of an irony that a zealous NY State Trooper stopped Eldest for speeding! Because of his brilliance, he was brought in for the film's amazing technical work. Just when they were about to leave, Harm's pet seal Poncho alerts her. “In the bathroom?” she admonished me. As I nodded along knowingly to two thirty-somethings rapping about diapers, boo-boos and Candyland, I suddenly remembered the first rap song I … I found spots for his beloved coleus. A face pulled inadvertently because you’re uncomfortable and don’t want to be someplace. Rated: NR Release Date: June 21, 1961. Unfortunately, Judge Harm catches them through firewall cameras in the tether rope; Homer then attempts to explain the events, but this only made Harm more furious. God commands us to “honor your father and mother” (Exodus 20:12). Chalkboard Gag It is a remake of the 1961 film of the same name and an adaptation of Erich Kästner's 1949 German novel Lottie and Lisa (Das doppelte Lottchen). Passed | 2h 9min | Comedy, Family, Romance | 21 June 1961 (USA) 2:14 | Trailer. Eventually Homer and Bart get fed up of being tethered after Bart almost having to sit through Homer and Marge having sex in their room. Dean Cundey was the cinematographer on this film who is known for his wide variety of work, from Halloween (1978) to The Thing (1982), from Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988) to Jurassic Park (1993), from Apollo 13 (1995) to The Parent Trap. I did the same as a harried blogger. The bond ends shortly as the tether start to affect negatively on their lifetime antics; such as Homer forcing Bart to stay out of Moe's (since there are no kids allowed in the bar) and refusing to get up from the couch when Bart wants to go to the bathroom. Boat Painting couch gag I rolled it up and gingerly carried it all the way home, where it has had a hallowed place, largely in bathrooms, in all my homes since. Ask questions and download or stream the entire soundtrack on Spotify, YouTube, iTunes, & Amazon. If your phone is ringing with tweets, messages, video chat requests, or even a call, something is awry. The rule of thumb is if your child doesn’t call (or instant message, or email), good times are being had by all. Here are five of our more familiar family faces, all generally pulled when nearing exhaustion or frustration: A long time ago, I was a traveling student in Europe. Whereas I will be diligently trying to get tickets to the Van Gogh exhibit now in Philadelphia, she was at the master’s door. Tropicana Face. To stay vibrant, they all need care and feeding. The  flowers already make me happier and have put me a summer frame of mind. What do social media and motherhood have in common? The Parent Trap ( 1961) The Parent Trap. Teenage twin sisters swap places and scheme to reunite their divorced parents. Homer attempts to throw a cinder block at her head, but misses and instead hits her houseboat by accident, therefore sinking it, much to Harm's distraught. Anna and Sara (and a collection of guests) talk school, screens, food, and all things parenthood. Posted on July 7, 2012 by Rhona. Because weddings are nice (GROANS) Let's never miss the school bus again. Mike Scully "Dang Me" by Roger Miller is the song playing on the car radio at the end of the episode. CABF22 Deciding that both Homer and Marge are unfit, Judge Harm has Homer and Marge put into wooden stocks and punishes them by making them bend over by the road so people can drive by and spank them (or in Nelson's case, whip them). When you’re a harried mother, they tell you to get a babysitter and go out for the night. I had been at the same door during my much earlier tour, where, I believe, I first fell in love with museum shops for souvenirs. The rest of us drive on the faster side, so her caution is odd to come by. The Parent Rap Harm: Silence in my courtroom! However, Bart interrupts the trial and confesses that he should be the one punished, not his parents. The husband loves an annual plant that wasn’t in my plan. Jane Kazmereck (Lois from Malcolm in the Middle) guest stars as the voice of a new, harsher … Homer immediately breaks the promise by unintentionally running over Hans Moleman. I’m guilty of several of them myself, and have come to recognize them now on my daughter’s faces, particularly when we’re conversing via Skype. For longer than I’d care to admit, my little Van Gogh image has hung in my house reminding me of a wonderful time during my own student years. Immediately after the announcement, Milhouse spots the van crossing traffic. Eventually, Homer and Marge use Ned Flanders' table saw and candle to break free. Somehow the family resemblance suddenly becomes clear. Generally appears around puberty and can stay with you for life. This is the newest one I just made up on Skype for when faces freeze while concentrating on something being said. You can never stop – not for a minute, not for day, and certainly not for more than a year. It originally aired on the Fox network in the United States on November 11, 2001. Season 13: Disutradarai oleh: Mark Kirkland: Ditulis oleh: George Meyer Mike Scully: Tanggal mula ditayangkan: 11 November 2001 "The Parent Rap" adalah episode kedua dan pembuka resmi dari musim ketiga belas sitkom animasi Amerika Serikat The Simpsons. History Talk (0) Comments Share. Written By Skype, as amazing as it is, has a tendency to freeze, and who can blame it when it’s transmitting for free across the wide Atlantic Ocean in real time? “Well, a decent print of one, or as decent as I could  afford at the time,” I admitted. Homer and Marge are brought before court again, where Judge Harm personally plans to have them locked up for destroying her houseboat. Not wanting to totally forego the European experience, she cleverly found a summer course abroad on European Art & Architecture. When the postcard arrived, Hubby didn’t believe it was the same print hanging, yes, still in our bathroom. The Loop (TV) Do you like this video? As luck would have it, Youngest’s route took her to Amsterdam for a tour of the Rijksmuseum featuring the amazing work of Rembrant, and the Van Gogh museum. 271 (originally aired November 11, 2001) This is almost like Mike Scully’s last hurrah: the last episode of his production run, and he co-wrote it. They switch places with high hopes of getting their parents back together. Cleo Face. After missing the school bus, Homer takes Milhouse and Bart to school. "The Parent Rap" is the second episode and official premiere of the thirteenth season of The Simpsons. Harm: Don't spit on my cupcake and tell me it's frosting! On their way home, Marge makes the family promise that they will never violate the law for a year. Episode Number RAP-P, like RAP-A, is a competency based program which aims to help parents boost their own self esteem and the self-esteem of their adolescents. "Nobody reads these anymore." Nick raised Hallie in the Napa Valley and became a wealthy wine grower, while Elizabeth raised Annie in London and b… Harm's harsh expressions briefly softens and she admits that she appreciates his honesty. is similar to trying to keep my children’s friends names straight. Mark Kirkland. She had earlier visited a friend in Paris and knew well how both her sister and now her friend were “done with the experience” toward semester’s end. The video features a mom and dad rapping about their daily lives -- "my PB&Js will set your world on fire, I could make you mac 'n' cheese blindfolded on a wire" -- and although it was originally uploaded to … I largely kept to my plan, but compromised with alternating boxes of color-coordinated, yet varied pansies. Episodes with a alternative Gracie Films logo, https://simpsons.fandom.com/wiki/The_Parent_Rap?oldid=934892. None are intended and all are genetic inherited the same way as hand mannerisms and stances. Coleus. Come on down! Bitch Face. At least not until I get the older ones on more solid ground. The time and money in short-lived annuals are worth it because the result is so wonderful. The Parent Rap By Anna Carey & Sara Pyle. I put things where I get the least resistance and still get to enjoy them! That’s my true mother’s day present today. Having an unusual weekend off (or what I continually fantasize is a normal weekend for other people), we headed for the nursery to get a jump on spring planting. The Parent Trap ( 1998) The Parent Trap. The boys start to walk to school by themselves, until they notice Chief Wiggum's squad car. I’ve found my real life is now too entwined with my digital life for me to ignore either. After crashing the police car into a tree, Wiggum puts Bart and Milhouse in custody, assuming they used the car for a joyride. Elizabeth gave birth to twin daughters Annie and Hallie (both played by Lohan), but the couple divorced and lost contact with each other, each parent raising one of the twins without telling her about her sister. In the episode, Bart and his father, Homer, are sentenced by the cruel judge Constance Harm to be tethered to each other as a result of Bart stealing police chief Wiggum's car. As they say, the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree. It’s the parent rap y’all And it’s apparent We’re great parents Mom and daddy in the house Mom and daddy own the house Mom and daddy need to clean the house… Keep your hands to yourself, boy Don’t make me stop this beat, I’ll do it! But, in freezing, I get a long, hard look at some of the more familiar faces my girls tend to pull and, regardless of what they’re typing or saying, can get a real read on what’s going on with them. Both kids grew up with the Van Gogh print in the house. Directed By. Without a face, how does one remember who’s who? She doesn’t like highways largely because everyone is speeding and forcing her to up her game. Meanwhile, the real kids are really OK. I’m proud to report that I was on LinkedIn and Pinterest first although both have now dabbled in tweets, blogs and are Facebook pros. One just has to take a fresh look at the hallowed walls of home and not take them for granted. Bart: It was an accident, ma'am. I hired a social sitter (and will be happy to send along the recommendation) and went out to dinner with my husband. The replacement judge, Constance Harm, isn't a pushover, and is just about to sentence him to juvenile detention, but after realizing that Homer was the one who abandoned Bart in the first place, she orders that Bart and Homer be tethered together for the time being. It’s a girl’s road trip to support eldest in a job interview and give her highway support, not to mention sharing the driving of a 10-hour jaunt from the Northeast to the almost Midwest. If your tongue hangs out, we all know you’re exhausted and need to sleep. George Meyer & Mike Scully Homer then abandons Bart and Milhouse on the side of the road and sets out to chase the prize van. With Youngest going off to Amsterdam, I told her not to skimp too much on souvenirs because many stay with you for life. Most parents worry about their kids speeding. Since that long time ago, both of my children have spent some time abroad themselves in various ways from a high school summer program, to visiting friends abroad, and even a full semester abroad for Eldest traveling from Greece and Turkey to Spain and France. In retaliation, they go to Harm's houseboat to put up a "Big Meanie" banner across her front door. Recognizable from age one on and remains with you for life. How odd that she’d be the one to get stopped and ticketed! "The Parent Rap," from Bluefish TV, is the latest tune getting attention. We were the only set of parents who pleaded with her to “step on the gas.”  “Peddle to the metal,” her dad would shout, while sitting patiently as the passenger. All 2 songs featured in The Simpsons season 13 episode 2: The Parent Rap, with scene descriptions. The Parent Rap It does imply the ongoing state of long-distance motherhood. Uncle Gary Face. Homer hears on the radio an announcement for a KBBL's "Prize Possie" radio contest, and whoever gets spotted with the radio station's van and has a "KBBL Party Penguin" hanging from the car antenna wins a prize of $40. In juvenile court, Milhouse gets his case quickly dismissed for Judge Snyder believes that "boys will be boys". Snyder is just about to let Bart free until the judge's vacation has started. The good news is that the weather was overcast yesterday and perfect for planting. "The Parent Rap" Episode no. If recognized early enough the crying spree can be avoided with the words, “Oh, oh, cry face.”. I pre-counted all the pots I had, including the planters that sit on the deck railing, and I had color scheme for both the pansies planned for the planters and the geraniums planned for the pots. [reads docket] Grand theft auto? It gets showy by the end of the summer, but at worst it will take over my gerber daisies. In 1989, Mollie Miller soon began production on the next sequel, The Parent Trap III. That includes looking forward to visitors to share the new floral scents coming from my geraniums, enjoying the sun sets off the deck, and sipping wine. Couch Gag The Parent Trap Synopsis: In this update of a 1961 film, twins Annie and Hallie (Lindsay Lohan) are strangers until happenstance unites them. I’ll pull this beat right over. “That’s a Van Gogh? His last show was also a premiere, “Beyond Blunderdome,” and it was garbage, and hey, so is this one! She was going in the mid-70s on an empty 65 mile road. But Bart's says "you shut up" This resulted a fight between Homer and Bart causing Homer to strangle Bart by tying the tether around his beck but Bart grabs the tether and whips Homer's backside, finally provokes an angry Marge to cut the tether. In fact, you’re generally trying hard not to be a bitch and not interacting with them, only leading more to the misinterpretation of snootiness. Once in Amsterdam, Youngest texted me when she was standing in front of the original. A face that appears largely when you’re sleeping in the car, or commuting and your head goes back. Judge Harm tries to protest against it, claiming Snyder has always been too lenient and she is sent on her way. The RAP Parent program (RAP-P) was developed to help parents promote the optimal family environment for healthy adolescent development. Strangers misinterpret it as being snotty or haughty, but the face has nothing to do with them and everything to do with you. Yes, “Mes enfants,” mother has ventured out of New Jersey! Posted in Family, Kids | Tagged Facial expressions, Parent Rap blog, parenting blog, Rhona Bronson, Skype, theparentrap.net, Tropicana Concentrate | Leave a reply Van Gogh and Tales of Jersey Bathroom Art. Main character(s) If you have the same question of horror — here’s why. 1 VIDEO | 50 IMAGES. This is "The Parent Rap" by Everest Alexander on Vimeo, the home for high quality videos and the people who love them. The ticket is just an annoying  cost. Hayley Mills returned in 1986 to the Disney Channel when she filmed The Parent Trap II. He adores using coupons. Frozen concentrate, get it? So, I’m recommitted to straightening out my digital life. Cry Face. It can be as small as the need for more vitamins, or as large as what to do in the midst of the ongoing bomb threats at the University of Pittsburgh campus. Jane Kaczmarek as Judge Constance Harm When she was a tot she was mesmerized by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a passion she kept all the way through high school. Bart, not worried about any punishment as he believes that Snyder is "the good judge", comes up to face his trial. This year, I had a plan. The Parent Rap (VIDEO) After I posted "Daddy Skills" last week, someone alerted me to "The Parent Rap", a rap song about… well, parenting. June 25, 2012 June 16, 2015 ~ Mike! I took almost two years off to attend to my real life, and they all went to hell and a hand basket. November 11, 2001 This last one is all too real at the moment. More to come on this when we feel on safer ground. He loves tons of different colors. What I hadn’t planned for was the husband. Remembering passwords, user names, logins etc. Original Airdate They get inside and play around in the front seat, but accidentally put the car in neutral after being threatened by the squad's canine in the back seat. Marge realizes they shouldn't have sex with Bart around and don't want him to see them "expessing their love" Homer argues that kids are very visual these days but Marge says no. The Parent Rap Abandoned by a prize seeking Homer, Milhouse and Bart go for an unintentional joyride in Chief Wiggum's squad car. tunefind She expressed no interest in returning for more sequels. Like her sister’s experience, it was not lodged in one place, but required traveling from The Tate to the Louvre with final stops in Venice and Rome. You may want to check in  just for giggles, but no news really is good news. When she learned to drive, she quickly got the nickname turtle, as she was always “turtling along” on the highway. Find the downloadable version of this video here: I learned the hard way this year. I lived with a family in Amsterdam, learned to commute via bicycle to the American University, fell for “Frites mit mayo” from street vendors, and even spoke a little Dutch. All Van Gogh prints were well out of my budget, but I found one small poster from the store that I could afford. A page for describing Recap: Simpsons S13 E2 "The Parent Rap". I just can’t spend the time nurturing it. Anna Carey (she/her: @annabcarey) and Sara Pyle (she/her/they/them: @cyranoh_) talk about parenting, politics, media, and culture, and how they all connect in a changing world. 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